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Big fan of when women don't have penises

Thanks Todd

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Hey Blue Archivebros:

How do you tell Hanako and Mika apart? Aren't they the same character? Thank you friends

they are going on Financial Audit with Caleb Hammer, wish them luck!

Referring to Phaezon Samus as NiggaSamus

Under fascism, my job would be to argue with people online between the hours of 7AM and 5 PM tel Aviv local time (this is the job I have right now actually so nothing would change)

Blade Runner is so cool. I wish Los Angeles was real

hey reddit I got chewed out at family thanksgiving for explaining my kids couldn't come because I needed money for big pig paintings so I made them the kids go work 22 hour shifts in a steam factory run by a comically fat boss who wears an overcoat and suspenders and a very tall top hat. Am I the asshole?

Varis hangout is dead but it's still funny to meme on them. RIP Varis.

Smoking cigars would look really badass but I am terrified of doing it because I'm afraid someone might replace the cigar with TNT like in Looney tunes and make it explode in my face causing me to look like I'm wearing blackface

Club Nigeria

WHAT THE FUCK

Siscons be like "yeah I met my wife in school (homeschooled)"

I had a dream a while back where Dr. Sex did his math PhD and his thesis was that he made up a number and used the word "nigga" to represent it: "a number slightly less than infinity, more than we can count but not more than there needs to be. A number approaching finality, completion, and perfection." It was incredibly useful and he used it to explain how many stars there are in the universe (nigga stars), also that there are nigga hydrogen atoms in the universe. He was applauded and awarded a Nobel prize for turning a word with a racist history into a word that solves math. Corporations took about a day to catch on. -McDonalds changed their "Burgers Served: 80 billion" signs to say "Burgers Served: Nigga" -Square Enix announced Final Fantasy Nigga -Disney announced Star Wars: Episode Nigga -Microsoft announced their new penultimate operating system, Windows Nigga Churches started calling Judgement Day "Nigga Day." The symbol for "nigga" was "ø" in shorthand which stands for the real full image Dr. Sex used to represent it (pic attached).