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@ocramius@mastodon.social · 1d ago

```
ssh test@some-host

support@WINDOWS-01 C:\Users\test>exit
```

Well... that was scary...

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@ocramius@mastodon.social

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · 1d ago

Wireguard when it works: amazing.

Wireguard when it doesn't work: it's a silent protocol, fuck you!

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@ocramius@mastodon.social

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · 2d ago

Coming from @Romm@mastodon.social's Valinor design, Zod feels like a step backwards.

Instead of declaring language-level symbols, one seems to assemble complex DTOs made of Zod types.

It's type-safe, but it's really sticky, and you end up not being able to use a native type anymore? 🤔

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@ocramius@mastodon.social

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · 2d ago

Everyone, please help Donnie and their under-financed army: https://sweepthestrait.com/

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta

@ocramius@mastodon.social

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · 3d ago

So... did #FattureInCloud just shut down for today?

https://secure.fattureincloud.it/ seems very dead to me...

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta

@ocramius@mastodon.social

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · 5d ago

Software development teams, for the love of software engineering, STOP splitting frontend/backend applications into separate repositories!

The amount of bullshit contract-level testing that you have to do just because of this is enormous!

Being able to re-use the same code-level symbol across layers is an advantage.

And no, making a shared repository somewhere else just amplifies deployment issues @_@

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · Mar 01, 2026

Well, Khamanei apparently dead. I wouldn't dislike reading obituaries about Netanyahu, Trump and Putin: I would certainly not be too sad about those. Perhaps I should reserve the same spumante that I had for Berlusconi, 3 years back...

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · Feb 26, 2026

Valuable feedback. #atlassian #jira

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@ocramius@mastodon.social

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026

3 3-phase microinverters, or 3 2-phase microinverters, and just wire up accordingly? 🤔

EDIT: PVs facing same exactly the same side, so they balance out anyway, I suppose...

3 phase could help in case of partial cloud/shadow coverage, but the equipment is way more expensive...

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · Feb 23, 2026

How the heck is AWS EFS this expensive? D:

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@ocramius@mastodon.social

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · Feb 22, 2026

Hey, look, I actually blogged again! And it's not even midnight yet!

https://ocramius.github.io/blog/reviving-the-blog/

#nix #sculpin #blogging

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@ocramius@mastodon.social

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · Feb 22, 2026

Between nginx.conf, apache.conf and Caddyfile, I understand absolutely nothing anymore.

They are all incomprehensible.

Can we please just have XML and an XSD for it? I'd also settle for JSON + a schema file...

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · Feb 21, 2026

Trump now asking for Cuban doctors that are working in Italy to be removed from their positions: the orange baby needs to STFU.

These people are working in the interest of public health, unlike his goons.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/trump-targets-italy-in-his-push-to-halt-cuba-s-export-of-doctors/ar-AA1WLadf

#cuba #italy

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@ocramius@mastodon.social

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · Feb 21, 2026

So, Laravel Shift started spamming unrelated repositories with slop? https://github.com/ddeboer/imap/pull/602

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@ocramius@mastodon.social

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · Jan 28, 2026

Sigh @ OSS projects with cheap generated AI “art” :-\

I paid someone (my brother, in the following examples) to do images for my stuff, FWIW, and it is satisfying in both from a personal perspective, as well as in final results.

It’s not much, but please, not the crappy AI slop.

Examples:

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@ocramius@mastodon.social

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · Jan 24, 2026

What's a meaningful security certification program for someone that usually helps teams in discovering security vulnerabilities? Basically: something that doesn't treat me like a newb...

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · Jan 19, 2026

Released: @roave@mastodon.social /better-reflection 6.68.0

https://github.com/Roave/BetterReflection/releases/tag/6.68.0

Now comes with updated 2025 #php stubs.

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@ocramius@mastodon.social · Dec 10, 2025

Archived: @roave@mastodon.social https://github.com/Roave/you-are-using-it-wrong

Writing, maintaining (and defending) this has been an interesting ride: I annoyed a helluva lot of people with it.

Since then, the #PHP community finally learned that working without a type-checker such as @psalm@phpc.social or @phpstan@phpc.social is simply no longer acceptable.

Farewell troll-yet-not-so-troll project

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